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What types of products and services should you offer to people, and if they're interested, what's the easiest way to steal those peoples' personal financial information? You probably have a lot of questions, but as luck would have it, I just so happen to have some answers for you. With a little patience and some good ol' fashioned elbow grease, you'll be scamming senior citizens and mental defectives before you know it. and pulling down a seven figure salary to boot! Let's get started!A is for Asshole This is what you'll immediately become when you start sending out email spam. You might volunteer at a soup kitchen and help old ladies cross the street on a regular basis, but the moment you start jamming inboxes all around the world with spam, as soon as that very first email goes out with the subject "BRITNEY PEES WITH PARIS HILTON'S DOG VIDEO," guess what? Now you're an asshole. Congratulations. Speaking of which. B is for Britney Spears People are looking for all kinds of things when they go to check their inboxes, but more often than not, most people are hoping to receive pictures and videos of Britney Spears engaging in some sort of sex act. If you want to be a successful email spammer, offer people access to these sorts of materials. Don't worry about the fact that Britney's fame has already collapsed on itself like a white trash dwarf star made of fried chicken and hate, or the fact that nobody has really wanted to see Britney Spears naked for the better part of a decade now. Send everybody on Earth fake links to pictures and videos of Britney Spears naked anyway. We'll all thank you for it later. C is for C1alis Millions of men are unable to achieve an erection without help from the pharmaceutical industry. Many of those men have email. Therefore, it's probably a good idea to send out unsolicited Cialis offers to everyone on Earth. This is what we in the industry call "targeted marketing." Unfortunately, many spam filters block out the word "Cialis," depriving millions of desperate, flaccid men of easy access to unsolicited, bogus offers for the drug. Try changing the first "i" to a "1" and see if that works. Don't do it for yourself do it for all the millions of boners out there that never had a chance. D is for Delete This is what I (the average email user) do to all the garbage that you (the average spammer) send me. Most people do the same thing (because most people are smart enough to know a rip off when they see one), but there's this one mouth breather in Florida who keeps falling for it time and time again, making it profitable for you spammers to keep doing your thing. Keep taking his money until he doesn't have any left, then mail him a handgun, a bullet, and a thank you letter from Charles Darwin. E is for EBay Passwords There are an estimated 6.684 billion on this planet, but only about 15,000 of them work at eBay. Assume all of the rest of them know nothing about eBay's password recovery options, and try to trick them into giving you their account information. Furthermore, assume they won't think twice about the fact that no legitimate website on the entire internet would ever ask for your personal information via email. Why can you make this assumption? Skip to "H" to find out. F is for Famous People Now that I really think about it, when you're offering people free naked pictures of celebrities, why stop at Britney Spears? Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton; the public has an infinite appetite for fake links to naked pictures of famous people, so expand your horizons and cast as wide a net as possible. G is for Giveaways Everyone loves a good celebrity sex tape, but everyone knows they're even better when they're free. 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The neighbors might not appreciate it, but remember: You're an email spammer now. That means that the neighbors, the welcoming committee, and whoever wrote the letter kindly requesting that you remove the sexually explicit fountain from your front lawn can all go fuck themselves. N is for Nigerians Would you believe me if I told you I had $50 million tied up in complicated Ivory Coast business transactions? What if I told you that I'd give you 10% of that $50 million if you let me transfer my money into your bank account? No? You wouldn't believe me? Okay, fair enough. That's probably because I'm not Nigerian. O is for Outrage When you attend social functions, people may ask what you do for a living. Saying "I'm an email spammer" probably won't get the best response, so try to pad the blow if at all possible. 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The instructions below are for the GQ wannabe with the desire and manual dexterity to make a fashion statement and learn to tie a necktie. Before we get into the step by step instructions, the reader should realize that tying a tie is not a simple process. Frequent failure should be expected at first. With practice, however, the success rate will increase, but even the most experienced practitioner will on occasion need a re tie to get things looking "just so". For purposes of instruction we need some definitions. The end of the tie that we wish to have showing when we are done will be referred to as the FAT side (F side or F). The end of the tie that lies under the F side is the SKINNY side (S side or S). Historically, fashion has always dictated that the F side is the side we wish to show. In the future some fashion pioneer may indeed popularize a skinny side out tie. The reader will then need to change the definitions that are used in this article. The following are some excellent step by step instructions: Stand in front of a mirror that allows you to observe yourself as you struggle through Steps 2 through 11. Remember that in the mirror, right and left are reversed. Don't let this bother you. Turn your shirt collar up and button it. Drape the tie around your neck with the F side to the right. (The procedure can be started with the F side to the left but you will then need to adjust the instructions by switching left, right, clockwise and counterclockwise). Adjust the F side length until it is about twice the length of the S side. Note: this is a critical stage where experience and practice pay off. Each tie will be a bit different in terms of length and fabric characteristics. Heavy fabrics produce big, thick knots and the starting F side length will need to be longer. Thin light fabrics produce skimpy knots and you may well need to shorten the starting F side length accordingly. the S side extends below the F side and is visible the F side extends so far down past your belt that you run the risk of zipping your tie into your pants Neither of these situations is likely to produce the impression you are trying to create. So, don't be hesitant to tie and re tie until you get it right. Interestingly, if you wear a tie often enough, the tie begins to stretch and distort in the area where the knot is formed. This intersection will become the knot in just a few steps. Bring the entire length of F up behind and then over the intersection/knot so F is draped over S. If at this point F is already shorter than S, go back to Step 2 and lengthen the F side starting position. You can now see the knot in its infancy. Wrap F clockwise around (behind) the knot making sure that the inside of the F side is making contact with the knot. As F reappears from behind the knot, tuck F back over the top of the knot (toward your chin) and let it hang down behind S. If you have done this correctly and are looking in a mirror, you should see the S side on the outside of the F side. Plus you should see the seam on the backside of F. Now, reach across the front of the tie with your left hand, grab F. Begin another wrap but in the counter clockwise (CCW) direction. Just before F wraps over the front of the knot, reach up with your right hand and grasp the knot between your right thumb and first two fingers. Thumb goes behind the knot and right index and middle fingers on the front. The front fingers will create a gap (once the fingers are removed) that will make the final steps easier. Continue the wrap CCW over these fingers and around to the back of the knot. Then tuck F up over the knot from the back and down through the space occupied by your two fingers (as you simultaneously remove your fingers). In essence you are tucking F under itself as it comes over the knot from the back. Pull F all the way through the gap and let it hang down freely. At this point, the knot should still be an inch or so from your neck. The knot itself will need a bit of adjusting to tighten it into a smaller size and make it more symmetric. Do this adjusting by pulling down gently on the F to tighten the knot and by moving the "wraps" as needed. You can now hold F with your right hand and slide the knot up to your neck with the left. Appearance should dictate the final position of the knot but blood flow restriction to the brain should also be a consideration. You're nearly done. Make any additional minor adjustments so the knot is more presentable. This step is by necessity vague. What needs to be done depends on how well Steps 1 through 9 were completed as well as one's personal obsession with perfection. Finally, a little QC. Check that the F side is longer than the S side but not too long. Ideally, F should extend down to your belt buckle. You should not be able to see any shirt buttons below F. Everything fine? Great. See, you can learn to tie a necktie. Tell your friends! Turn down your collar. Button down if appropriate. Go conquer the world.
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