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Well Ted, I'd suggest it's because you're not asking these girls out, or hitting on them, or doing anything even remotely sexual. If you act like a plant, don't look too surprised when you're doomed to a life of asexual reproduction. I hope you like fucking pine cones, Ted. Please note that I have zero interest in having my knowledge of plant biology being corrected in the comments section. Laney 5s ,Black Infrared 13s Air Jordan 3 Fire Red 2013 Air Jordan 5 Black Grape Air Jordan 12 Retro Cool Grey Team Orange Black Toe 14s Air Jordan 13 Bred 2013 Air Jordan 13 Retro Playoffs 2011 Air Jordan 12 Gamma Blue Air Jordan 6 Infrared 23 Choose your outfit depending on the event. If you're going to a nice dinner, you may want to choose some dress shoes. If you're going to the movies, then fashionable tennis shoes are appropriate. Please keep in mind that there is a distinct difference between fashionable tennis shoes and the kind of tennis shoes that you wear to the gym. 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Save Up To 70 Off Discount Laney 5s,Air Jordan 4 Retro Fire Red 2012 Nowadays, there are more and more football shoes in the market. Nike, Adidas, Puma and so on for customers to choose one which is suitful. Adidas produce soccer shoes from the first World Cup, and now be trade as the best soccer shoes in the world. Nike uses new technology inside of shoes and keep colors upper on make shoes different. It is very popular among yougers, from USA to UK. From a satistics show that Nike's sales is better than Adidas after world Cup. In America, it is the best saling in the market just after Nike playing advertising "Write the future". With the magnification that they are modern, exciting and how great they are, a little problem has also exposed among users. nike Mercurial Vapor is really a great shoe in the market. This all new Mercurial Vapor, the fourth in the prestigious series, has been designed with one thing in mind: pure speed. Weighing in at just 230g, the Mercurial Vapor 4 is one of the lightest boots available. New technologies include a Fibre composite sole and patented Vapor Traction System which also offers improved traction and comfort whether in firm or soft ground sole plates. But the technology doesn't stop there. An injected TPU heel wrap with glass fibre insert and lateral heel pods provide extra strength and protection to the ankle. Players can benefit from it. But after playing games, people can't bear the smell of shoes. Matt Vickers, who is a 13 year old goalie over in England, said he was accused of not bathing because the shoe smelled so bad. "We weren't sure whether one of us hadn't had a bath, it was so bad. We had to drive with the windows open, it was really pungent," Matt's dad, Mark explained. Matt says that a lot of the guys at training had been laughing at the smell. He has now lost faith in Nike because of the stink they've caused. Also it has comment with a small girl, who can not bear Nike football shoes just because they smell like cat pee. Really reflect from trainers, players, users that Nike smell worse trust that Nike has odd problem. Maybe it may be football shoes designed itself, maybe it is the quality of shoes(some people buy cheap soccer shoes of poor quality. Maybe it concern about washing method after training. There are lots of factors for people to confuse about the reason. However, for shoe itself, we can not change them. For quality, just avoid people to buy poor quality because it is very harmful for your foot, expecially athelete foot. But a qualick method to smell good is correct wash your football shoes expecially wash everyday. 1. Bang cleats together to loosen grass and dirt on the bottom of the shoe immediately after practice or a game. Wipe shoes with a rag or cloth to remove any remaining debris on the shoes. 2. Hand wash Soccer Shoes at home. Do not put soccer shoes in the washing machine. Use a damp rag or cloth to rub the dirt off of the shoes. A toothbrush can be used in place of a rag to clean smaller areas of the shoes, such as the stitching or the bottom of the shoes between the cleats. 3. Crumple newspaper, and stuff it into each shoe. This helps the shoes dry by absorbing water and moisture. It also aids in retaining the shape of the shoes, according to Arlington Travel Soccer Club. 4. Place shoes in a warm area where they can dry naturally. Do not put soccer shoes in the dryer. Some people laugh at the smell of shoes and wash Obama can make his first order of business be to outlaw the word "pee" and make us, as Americans, say "wee"? How much more fun is that? Also if Nike want to attractive customers, it need to take some actions to reduce shoes problem. 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